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Approved for Sickest File, but only between 3鈥�4 AM. Do not read aloud. Do not show to anyone who still believes in punchlines. If the dog starts whispering again, mail the file to the dead letter office in Yuma. Zerns Sickest Comics File
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Found in a crawlspace beneath a defunct 鈥淔unny Bone鈥� franchise (Cleveland, 1999). Wrapped in butcher paper. No publisher, no date. Zerns Sickest Comics File