— Bigby Wolf, Sheriff (and your sysadmin’s worst nightmare)

The game runs — choppy at first. The music stutters. Bigby’s coat flickers like a glitched shadow. Then the choices start glitching too. ‘Save Faith’ turns into ‘Kill Faith.’ ‘Stay calm’ becomes ‘Rip out his throat.’ The game isn’t broken. It’s rewired. Somewhere in that repack, someone left a present. A little script that watches your keystrokes. Reads your saved passwords. Waits.

Wrong.