Wild Tales -

Wild Tales -

The groom lunged at the bride. The bride threw a shoe at the groom’s mother. The father of the bride had a heart attack—or maybe a performance. The string quartet played on, because they had been paid in advance.

He shot the judge. Then he shot the bailiff. Then he shot the prosecutor. Then he turned the gun on himself. But before he could pull the trigger, the clerk—a young woman who had been in love with him since high school—stepped forward. “Don’t,” she said. “I have something to tell you.”

Two hours later, the tow truck arrived. The driver looked at the wreckage. “You two need a hospital or a bar?” Wild Tales

The courtroom exhaled.

The judge was the same judge who had sentenced him. The judge was old now. His hands shook. His eyes were soft. “I made a mistake,” the judge said. “I am sorry.” The groom lunged at the bride

The mountain grew large in the window.

The plane taxied. The safety demonstration played. No one watched. The businessman was already drafting emails. Diego was sweating. The woman was crying silently. The string quartet played on, because they had

The Porsche driver was a politician. The sedan driver was a man whose house had been demolished for a highway expansion the politician had approved. They did not know this yet. All they knew was rage—pure, crystalline, righteous. They fought for an hour. They broke windows. They tore clothes. They bit, scratched, cursed, wept. Finally, exhausted, they sat side by side on the asphalt, bleeding, breathing hard.