The "Teenage Yardstick" riddle appears to be part of a for grades 6–9. The worksheet presents a series of "personified object" jokes. The students must figure out the punchline based on wordplay.
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"I’m going through a measuring phase." (Yes, that’s the actual joke. It’s a pun on "measuring" vs. "rebellious phase." The yardstick measures things; the teenager is being dramatic.) the teenager is being dramatic.)