Turns out, that was the right question. Let’s be honest: nobody thinks about their spleen. It’s the wallflower of the organ world. The liver gets all the detox glory. The heart gets the romance. The spleen? It hangs out quietly on the left side of your abdomen, filtering blood and looking for trouble.
Vicky’s Spleen: A Tiny Organ’s Big (and Dramatic) Story Subtitle: What happens when a small, spongy organ decides to steal the spotlight. If you know Vicky, you know she’s all energy. She’s the friend who runs marathons for fun, eats kale without grimacing, and somehow still has the emotional range of a poet. So, when Vicky got sidelined by something called a spleen , we were all confused. vicky spleen
Vicky is fine now. She named her surgical scar “Spencer” (because she’s that person). And every time she gets a vaccine, she jokes, “Pour one out for my spleen.” Turns out, that was the right question
“Wait,” I asked her from the hospital waiting room. “You have a spleen? What does it even do ?” The liver gets all the detox glory
But Vicky’s spleen decided it was time for its fifteen minutes of fame.
Have you or someone you know had a surprise organ removal? Tell me in the comments. Vicky is ready to compare scar stories.
She looked at me from the gurney and said, “Am I going to miss my flight to Portugal?”