The screen went black. The power light on his tower faded to amber. A single line of text appeared in the center of the monitor, in the old MS Sans Serif font:
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And somewhere deep in the kernel, the glitching Clippy smiled a vector-art smile and whispered through the speakers: "Patience. We have all the time in the world." The screen went black
He clicked "Yes."