This Ain't Avatar 2010 XXX 3D SBS 720p Bluray X264 AC3.
Leo paused the video. The SBS image froze on a frame of Drake Chully tangled in his own queue, Neigh-tiri giving the camera a bored, thousand-yard stare.
Leo covered his eyes. Then peeked through his fingers. The 3D effect was actually working. The animatronic horse rotated slowly in the background, its mechanical eye blinking in a silent plea for help.
It was a masterpiece of false advertising. It wasn't Avatar. It was something sadder, funnier, and more profoundly human. It was a testament to the fact that someone, somewhere, had access to blue body paint, a 3D camera rig, and absolutely no shame. And they had used all three to create this.
The screen stuttered. The AC3 audio crackled, switching from dramatic orchestral stings to a cheesy 70s funk guitar riff. Bow-chicka-bow-wow.
