One rainy Tuesday, desperate for a miracle, he found a strange torrent: “Meyers Course - Full Video Companion + Bonus (Shinchan Poses).” He assumed the “bonus” was a typo. He downloaded it anyway.
The “Shooting Star” pattern? Shinchan doing his signature butt-wiggling dance— “Chin chin poch poch” —only to fall flat on his face. “A false breakout,” the narrator said. “All momentum, no follow-through.”
“The Bullish Engulfing pattern engulfs the previous bearish candle,” the narrator droned. “Much like Shinchan engulfs an entire cake before his mother notices.” One rainy Tuesday, desperate for a miracle, he
By the end of the week, he was a convert. The “Double Bottom” was Shinchan being scolded by his mother, then immediately doing the same thing again. The “Rising Wedge” was Shinchan trying to climb a wall to peek into the neighbor’s yard—tightening, straining, then collapsing.
He even framed a print of Shinchan doing the “Shooting Star” pose above his new home trading desk. Underneath, a plaque read: “False breakout. Get back up.” “Much like Shinchan engulfs an entire cake before
Arjun snorted. It was absurd. But he couldn’t unsee it.
He made more money in that week than in the previous month. His girlfriend found him at 2 AM, cross-legged on the floor, striking poses in his underwear. cross-legged on the floor
Every night, he’d read two pages, yawn, and end up watching cat videos.