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* The "8th Branch" is the one that deals in something intangible, predatory, and cyclical: The Buyback of Bad Decisions. *

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It’s the counter where you don’t pawn your grandfather’s watch. You pawn your Friday night . You pawn your ability to look your spouse in the eye. You pawn the thermostat money. * The "8th Branch" is the one that

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We all know the seven branches of the local pawn shop. You walk past the glass counters filled with stolen-looking power tools, the guitar with three strings, the "14k gold" chain that turns your neck green, and the DVD bin where Paul Blart: Mall Cop has been re-sold seventeen times.