(gasp) No feathers?! What about tickle fights?
Yay! A new friend! We’ll call you Matt-Matt-Science-Pants! sam and cat matthew
I actually made a pros and cons chart. (Opens binder — it’s color-coded.) Pro: I’m good at math, so I can split the rent to the cent. Con: I’m allergic to feathers. So… pillow fights are out. (gasp) No feathers
See? He gets it.
(nods slowly) I like him. He’s honest. But can he eat raw bacon at 3 a.m.? polite but awkward
Sam and Cat are in their apartment. Dice is on the couch. A new character, MATTHEW (16, polite but awkward, carrying a large binder), knocks on the door.