You are wrong.

Tick 1: I strafe right. You miss by two pixels. I hear you click harder, as if anger translates to velocity. It does not.

A-D-A-D-A-D. Crouch-un-crouch. A 180-degree flick that looks like a desync but isn't. You throw a snowball. It sails past where I was , not where I am .

I was forged in that fire.