Omegle Points Game 106 is not a game. It is a endurance test. It is a mirror held up to your own desperation for human connection, filtered through the lens of a starchy vegetable.

Would I play Game 107 ? Absolutely. See you in the trenches. Don't say the word.

Omegle (Text Chat) Estimated Playtime: 3 hours (or until your soul leaves your body)

Next up is a 22-year-old philosophy major. I get clever. I ask, "If a root vegetable is fried, salted, and served in a paper cone, what does it lose in translation from earth to oil?" He sits there for 90 seconds. He types, "You are describing the Platonic ideal of a tuber." I say, "Yes, but what is its NAME?" He types, "Solanum tuberosum." I smash my keyboard. -0 points (stalemate). He eventually disconnects when I type, "Just say the dirty word. Say fry-baby."