-new- Weird Strict Dad Script -pastebin 2025- -... May 2026

SON Dad, I’m trying to sleep.

DAVE (Squints) That’s chaos talk. You want chaos? I’ll bring back the chore wheel. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...

DAVE Turn to page 304. Subsection B: “Eye contact while receiving critique.” SON Dad, I’m trying to sleep

DAVE (Clutching chest) Then she gets the silent treatment until she apologizes to the hanger. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...