Duke 3rd Strike Nanny: New-

Let the games begin. Follow this developing story as we track the daily dispatches from behind the green baize door.

The Duke, 38, a former military aviator known for his icy demeanor and exacting standards, has earned a reputation as a “nanny-eater.” The first left after six months citing “irreconcilable scheduling conflicts” (insiders say she was asked to teach the twins Latin before breakfast). The second famously walked out on Christmas Eve after the Duke critiqued her “insufficiently firm hand” during a tantrum over a melted ice cream. New- duke 3rd strike nanny

Sources close to the Duke of Ashworth confirm that , a 34-year-old child development specialist with a background in trauma-informed care and, curiously, former counter-intelligence analysis, has signed a “golden hello” contract worth an estimated £250,000 to take over the upbringing of his two hell-raising twins, Augustus and Helena (5). Let the games begin