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(If C) You look like a furry philosopher. SEAL (thought bubble): Where fish

(If B) "Oh my god, it took my sandwich!" SEAL: aggressive happy flipper slaps -NEW- Be a Silly Seal Script -PASTEBIN 2025- - ...

SFX: Waves lapping, distant seagulls.

You are a seal. A silly one. NARRATOR: Not the kind that balances balls at aquariums. NARRATOR: The kind that honks at clouds and flops sideways for no reason. (If C) You look like a furry philosopher