Misadventures Megaboob Manor -
The group stands outside. The Baroness emerges from a hidden bunker, her exoskeleton removed. She stands straight for the first time in decades.
Smash it! Quick!
“Big laughs. Bigger problems.”
(nervous laugh) How bad could it be?
In a moment of genuine heart, Alistair removes his (giant) glasses. He admits: “I’ve never felt adequate. Not as a scholar. Not as a man. But this house—it’s just a mirror.” misadventures megaboob manor
Ah. It got you. Don’t worry. It wears off by dawn. Usually.
Your “enhancement elixirs” have turned my wife into a woman of… unprecedented frontage! She can’t fit through the door! The group stands outside
A bumbling, cash-strapped historian is hired to authenticate the antiques of a reclusive, eccentric widow at a remote Gothic manor, only to discover that the house’s bizarre, curvaceous architecture is a living curse that amplifies the physical features—and the raging libidos—of everyone inside, leading to a night of supernatural slapstick and absurdly dangerous physics.