The message body: "Team RazorEdge thanks you for installing. Your hard drive has been converted into a bootleg distribution node. While you sleep, your PC will upload 0.001% of this Office suite to any computer within a 5-mile radius that searches for 'free resume templates.' You are now part of the swarm. Also, your essay has a typo in paragraph 4. 'Simba's father' is spelled M-U-F-A-S-A, not M-U-F-F-I-N-S. You're welcome."
– 54.2 MB.
Zane laughed. 54MB? The actual suite was over 600MB. That was like fitting an elephant into a lunchbox.
Clippy says: "It looks like you're trying to escape. Would you like help?"
Inside: Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook, and one extra file:
The message body: "Team RazorEdge thanks you for installing. Your hard drive has been converted into a bootleg distribution node. While you sleep, your PC will upload 0.001% of this Office suite to any computer within a 5-mile radius that searches for 'free resume templates.' You are now part of the swarm. Also, your essay has a typo in paragraph 4. 'Simba's father' is spelled M-U-F-A-S-A, not M-U-F-F-I-N-S. You're welcome."
– 54.2 MB.
Zane laughed. 54MB? The actual suite was over 600MB. That was like fitting an elephant into a lunchbox.
Clippy says: "It looks like you're trying to escape. Would you like help?"
Inside: Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook, and one extra file: