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"Maribel isn't here!" Pablo Mármol chimed in, adjusting his fake leopard-print speedo. "What happens in the Tar Pits, stays in the Tar Pits!"

Then came the . A dancer in a striped bikini entered riding an actual mechanical smilodon. It shot sparks from its eyes and dry-humped the stone pillar. Bambam was blindfolded and had to find a fossilized ring hidden in a bowl of mashed pterodactyl eggs. He found it. It was not the ring. It was a brontosaurus bean. He ate it anyway. "Protein!" he roared. LOS PICAPIEDRA XXX - Despedida de soltero de Bambam

Maribel continued. "The real bachelor party is tomorrow. With your mother. And her knitting club." "Maribel isn't here

Bambam burst out laughing. A deep, booming laugh that shook the stalactites. He picked up Maribel, kissed her, and said, "That's why I'm marrying you." It shot sparks from its eyes and dry-humped the stone pillar

But just as she was about to give Bambam a lap dance involving a vine and a whole lot of hope, the cave entrance exploded.