Kindergarten Cophd May 2026

Action-comedy with heart. Think John Wick meets The Magic School Bus —with body slams and juice boxes.

Detective John Kimble (now played by a grittier, 21st-century action star—think Jon Bernthal or Dave Bautista) is back in a world where kids carry tablets, parents post everything online, and the classroom has a smartboard. Tasked with infiltrating an upscale suburban elementary school to locate the ex-wife of a wanted cartel boss, Kimble thinks the hard part is handling glitter and show-and-tell. But when his cover is nearly blown by a viral TikTok from a five-year-old, he must rely on old-school instincts and new-school chaos to protect his students, solve the case, and survive parent-teacher conferences. Kindergarten CopHD

A hardened detective goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher to catch a drug lord, but when high-def surveillance, social media, and tiny informants collide, he realizes the real danger might just be snack time. Action-comedy with heart

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