He didn’t reply for three hours. Then he wrote: "What is the risk of a full rewrite?"
I scrolled. I found a function called updateDate() . It called formatDateLegacy() , which imported dateHelper_v3_final_REALLY_FINAL.js . That file imported timeTravel.js , which contained a handwritten parser for the Gregorian calendar.
Be the fire.
Thirty. Seven.
Thirty-seven tests failed.
Not just invoice tests. Tests for user login. Tests for the payment gateway. Tests for dark mode . A single date format change in a footer somehow made the login page think the user’s session had expired.
// TODO: refactor this entire module. - Dave, 2017 Dave left the company in 2019. Dave is probably living in a cabin in the woods, writing clean Rust, and laughing. kill it with fire descenso por el nido de aranas codigo
We’ve all said it. Usually in a Slack channel. Usually in caps lock.