By the time you reach Iron Man 87 , Tony Stark has been CGI-resurrected, de-aged, re-aged, multiverse-recast, and replaced by three different AI clones, a sentient toaster, and a dancing baby Groot variant. The plot? Something about a “vibranium debt crisis” and a villain named , a sentient rust patch with daddy issues.
“The suit is vintage. The soul is tired.” Rating: ★½ (out of 5)
“I’ll be back for 88 . Because Disney owns the rights to heat death.”