Kadoc entered, chewing noisily. “What? That old thing? I found it near the latrines. It had a note: ‘-FR–DVDRIP-’. Probably means ‘For Rotten—Don’t Retrieve, It’s Pee-soaked.’”
Arthur sat down again. “You know what? Keep it. I’m going to my chambers to watch an actual DVDRIP of something that makes sense. Like paint drying.”
And so ended the quest for the legendary -integrale de Kaamelott -FR--DVDRIP- —a treasure only Perceval would mourn, and only Kadoc would wipe his boots on. -integrale de Kaamelott -FR--DVDRIP-
Arthur sighed, stood up, and took the tablet. He turned it over. On the back, scratched in clumsy Latin, was a recipe for turnip stew.
The round table was, as usual, not very round. Arthur sat slumped, staring at a blank parchment. Perceval burst in, holding a broken clay tablet. Kadoc entered, chewing noisily
“Perceval,” Arthur said slowly, “this is a kitchen inventory from 412 AD. The ‘intégrale’ is just a shopping list.”
“In Kadoc’s tent! He was using it as a cheese board.” I found it near the latrines
(Cue Boccherini’s Minuet.) Would you like a more serious or extended Kaamelott -inspired fanfic based on a specific character or episode?