Two drinks later, the dark wasn't so scary. Four drinks later, her tail—yes, tail —was wrapped around my calf under the table. I figured it was a costume. A very committed goth thing.
I wouldn't trade it for anything.
You know what? It's not all bad. Her dowry is a small principality in the Seventh Circle, and she makes a mean grilled cheese. Plus, when we tell our kid the story of how they were conceived, it'll beat the hell out of "we met at a grocery store." I Knocked Up Satan S Daughter A Demonic Romantic
It started, as most catastrophes do, with cheap tequila and a full moon the color of a fresh bruise. Two drinks later, the dark wasn't so scary
"You knocked up my daughter," he said. Not a question. A death sentence. A very committed goth thing
Panic is not a strong enough word. Have you ever tried to have "the talk" with the Prince of Darkness? He doesn't have a phone number. He has a hotline you dial with your own blood. When I finally got through—after sacrificing a goat and a perfectly good slice of pepperoni pizza—his voice didn't boom. It slithered. Like snakes on a linoleum floor.