Saab, main plumber hoon, politician nahi. Jo problem hai, woh bataata hoon. Aapke ghar mein do problem hai – ek leak, aur aapka attitude.
(To Mohan) Saab, aapki perfection ne yeh washer tod diya. Aapne bola – "Gandhi se zyada tight karo." Main ne kiya. Gandhi toh hilta nahi, lekin yeh washer hil gaya. hindi comedy skit script pdf
(Measuring the gap between two frames) Arre! The photo of Mata Rani is 0.5 centimeters higher than Ganesh Ji’s photo. This is why we are having inflation in the country! Disorder! Saab, main plumber hoon, politician nahi
(Smiling) Saab, main daal dunga 5.5 rounds. Compromise. And free advice – wife ko kabhi "thermodynamics" mat samjhao. Woh "geyser" hai. Ek baar garam hui, toh bahut der tak garam rehti hai. main plumber hoon