Z Version Pdf — Harry Potter-gen

unofficial. unhinged. uncensored. not sponsored by J.K. (she’s cancelled, bestie)

And Harry, literally me rn: CHAPTER 2: Diagon Alley – the ultimate aesthetic glow-up Harry Potter-gen Z Version Pdf

Diagon Alley is giving main character energy. Harry goes from wearing Dudley’s trash fits (so not it) to custom robes. Wand chooses him – obvi, that’s demure, mindful, very cutesy. unofficial

Harry – main character syndrome (derogatory? endearing? both). He has 0 rizz with Cho Chang but could defeat Voldemort at 11. Priorities? None. bestie) And Harry

So like, Vernon and Petunia Dursley are total NPCs. Major pick-me energy, but like… the worst kind? They literally gatekeep oxygen from Harry. Gaslight him about his parents (RIP James & Lily – icons, btw). Gatekeep his mail.