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And honestly? That’s the most realistic kindergarten relationship ever written.

When we think of Crayon Shin-chan , we usually think of fart jokes, elephant dances, and a 5-year-old who has absolutely no filter. But hidden beneath the slapstick chaos is one of the most surprisingly wholesome (and frustrating) running gags in anime history: the romantic pursuits of Hanada Shizuka . And honestly

However, there is a twist. While Shizuka appreciates Kazama’s maturity, she often finds him boring. When Kazama tries to show off his intelligence, Shizuka usually looks for Shin. Furthermore, in later episodes, it is implied that Kazama’s true affections might lie elsewhere (cough Action Bastard figurines... or maybe Shin himself? The fandom debates this), making the Shizuka-Kazama ship a non-starter. But hidden beneath the slapstick chaos is one

Masao’s love for Shizuka is pure and pathetic in the most endearing way. He writes her secret love letters (that he never delivers). He daydreams about saving her from a monster. When he holds her hand in a game, he faints from happiness. When Kazama tries to show off his intelligence,

There is a recurring subplot where Shizuka and Kazama walk home together (usually when Shin is stuck at the daycare center). The moms of the neighborhood often coo about what a "nice couple" they would make.