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The zombie charged.

“He’s learning strategy,” Penny said. “The taco is enhancing his cognition.” Gameefacts.blogspot.com Plants Vs Zombies 2

It was a quiet morning in the suburb. Crazy Dave was napping in his RV, dreaming of tacos. Penny, his sentient car GPS unit, beeped nervously. The zombie charged

They triggered the combo. Zombies flew into the ocean. The taco-zombie grunted and jumped through another portal — this one glowing neon. The zombie charged. “He’s learning strategy

Penny was silent. Then: “Gameefacts fact #42: Zombies don’t digest time anomalies. But they do remember tacos.”

The battle was fierce. Mummies rose from the sand. Tombstones spawned Explorer Zombies with torches. But Dave knew the Gameefacts secrets: “In Ancient Egypt, always bring Iceberg Lettuce to put out torches. And never, ever forget Grave Buster.”