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Leo was the kind of wizard who believed magic had a "workaround." Why wait for an owl from Hogwarts when you could just Google it? So, when his Muggle-born friend Jamal mentioned he’d never read Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets , Leo scoffed. "Libraries are for first-years," he said, pulling out his hacked enchanted tablet. "I’ll just download it for you."

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Green light flooded his bedroom. The walls bled into stone. Bookshelves twisted into dripping medieval pillars. Leo blinked, now standing in a damp, circular room. A massive statue of Salazar Slytherin's face stared down at him. And from a crack in the stone floor, a pair of yellow, slit-pupiled eyes opened. Leo was the kind of wizard who believed

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Moral of the story: Don't download Chamber of Secrets illegally. You might just open the Chamber for real. And the basilisk has terrible bandwidth. "I’ll just download it for you

Just as the basilisk began reading his browser history out loud in Parseltongue ("Search: 'Can you fail out of Hogwarts?'... Search: 'How to fake a dragonpox note'..."), Jamal's voice echoed through the stone chamber. "Dude, I bought the audiobook on Libro.fm. You okay in there?"

"Unauthorized copy detected," whispered a cold, parseltongue voice. "You did not buy the book. You merely… borrowed."