THWACK. First kill. The satisfying crunch. The little blue magic pot pops out.
Leo is on a quest. Not for homework. Not for a chatroom. For the Holy Grail of abandonware: .
His browser is Netscape Navigator. His oracle is Webcrawler. And his quarry is a link on a page titled "GAMES YOU WON'T BELIEVE ARE FREE!!" written in blinking Comic Sans.