Complete Savages - Netflix

“This is going to be a documentary about us,” Mark said, holding a bag of popcorn that was already mostly empty. “Complete Savages. Get it?”

And so, as the Netflix screen dimmed into its “Are you still watching?” prompt, the real Complete Savages didn’t become more orderly. They became more themselves —which is to say, louder, weirder, and slightly more dangerous with power tools. But that night, for the first time in weeks, they all fell asleep in the same room, surrounded by popcorn dust and unpaired socks and the quiet, feral peace of a family that had finally stopped trying to be anything else. complete savages netflix

“They learn to occasionally do laundry without flooding the basement.” “This is going to be a documentary about

Sam snorted. “They’re amateurs . We haven’t had a working dishwasher since 2019. We just spray plates with the hose.” They became more themselves —which is to say,