“Jake! Grab my legs!”

“I wish for the ultimate adventure!”

“And so Finn learned that some wishes come true… but usually in the dumbest way possible. Adventure Time!” END CREDITS ROLL – Over a ukulele remix of the theme song, showing the legs now living happily in a tiny shoe-house in the forest.

They kick a banana guard. He cries yellow tears. Ice King watches through a crystal ball, cackling.

Ice King crashes in, grabs the legs.

(in unison) “Down with torsos! Up with feet!”

Cut to: BMO rolling by, wearing a tiny accountant’s visor.

“Emergency blanket or emergency dance ?”