The order was ridiculous: three extra-large pizzas, two orders of cinnamon sticks, a two-liter of Coke, and a gluten-free, dairy-free, vegan "cheezeless" abomination that cost more than the rest combined. Total: $142.50.
Behind her, a boy in dinosaur pajamas was using a sofa cushion as a skateboard. A toddler was licking a window. The chaos was beautiful, loud, and absolutely not Liam's problem. -18 - Pizza Guy Tipped With A Stuck Ass -2024- ...
He just smiled, tucked the bill into his pocket, and thought: Next time, I'm keeping the cinnamon sticks. The order was ridiculous: three extra-large pizzas, two
He turned and walked back to his car. He didn't take the pizzas. He didn't scream. He just got in, started the engine, and let the freezing rain wash over the windshield. A toddler was licking a window
Liam stared. Not a "later" tip. Not cash stuck under the door mat. Zero. For a hundred-and-forty-two-dollar order in the freezing rain at midnight.